give the finger to math!!

Thats my new moto. I hate math so much but I'll never become a Dietition if I don't pass the SAT test and so I must keep going...
Speaking of halloween, I think Francesca and I will be vampires. It's easy because we have super sexy dresses and then all we need to do is buy the teeth and look tempting and fabulous. Every year I say I'll have a "hardcore" outfit like some monster or frankenstine or such, but then its just always too much work!
I started drinking mate again and my body thanks me. Not that coffee makes me feel shitty, it just doesn't give me any energy or boost my metabolism :D
Gotta start sounding like a healthy person if I'm going to be a dietition.

THE FAIR IS NOT FAIR! ...or at least the prices aren't. I was looking forward to a pie eating contest and alot of prize winning pigs and instead there were a bunch of old people and corndogs that cost $8...SILLYNESS! But we did go on the feris wheel and played one of those stupid games that are impossible to win. And then even if you do win them instead of giving you the 6 foot and very pissed off looking Stewie that is hanging up front they go to the back and get you a tiny stuffed dog. How full of shit is that? But I really did have a good time. The computer is not letting me post pictures so you'll have to wait a day or two and then ill get them up.
HONESTY IS THE WORST POLICY!

How to start?

well, I watched family guy last night and thought of rachel.

the killers are still my favorite band

i just finished one new song and am working on another one, too bad there is no way to record them for you all :(

i bought a sweater that looked so soft and fluffy on the outside, when i took it home it has this cold lining on the inside which pisses me off and i have to wear it inside out.

i hope i can go to kims wedding with francesca this saturday...someone pick up my shift por favor!!

i miss my spanish classes alot! (never thought i'd say that)

started watching a new TV show called weeds and i love it.

i doubt anyone looks at this blog anymore and i dont blame them.

We discovered a thrift store just 5 minutes from home, its stocked with goodies for low prices...ka ching!

-Christy

WE HEART PANDA EXPRESS!!

the first picture explains the title, the second picture is some of my recent art work (i've got talent) and the third is what i found in my room when i got home from the CHEA. NYNA IS SO GOOD TO ME!!!
and theres lots of bugs in my room right now that are making me mad!

Happy Birthday Chucks!!

I just wanted to say that ever since the day you were born you've been the best sister in the whole world! and I love you. Happy Birthday!!

Having you for a sister is like having a best friend that you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. Also we share the weirdest childhood in the world that can never be lost. And there is nothing more comforting than a sister. If you don't understand how you could both love someone to death and want to wring their neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. And even though we still don't forgive each other for shit that happened when we were five, we're as close as hands and feet...? The point is, I MISS YOU :( I hope you have the best birthday.

gonna party like it's your birhthday...

Happy 62nd Pops!

Decent
Admirable
Directly awesome
Doesn't go crazy even though he's had to live with us
Young at heart :D

we love you

Smiths

..."If you've seen one, you've seen them all." --Kathy Sulavan

dont be ridiculous!

A bathroom door is nothing compared to my sister Sara. She visited me all the way from Italy and the only reason I didnt post before is because I spent most of my time trying to hang out with her. We discovered oil, and silent sliding contests and demon karioke bars that were mean to us and she and Jimi and I all fell asleep watching "rapidos y furiosos" and her son is the best thing since sliced bread. I miss you and cant wait till you get back!

Look Ma...

..we've got a bathroom door!

still haven't gotten used to the concept of closing a door...



when have we ever?..all this and heaven too!

something I've been working on..

I used to be real faithful with taking pictures but then my baby (camera) broke. But you cant let a hard blow take you down. Daddy got my baby fixed and I'm back on the photography horse. Since I hadn't done it in a while I chose a quiet evening and decided to experiment with different lighting's and lenses. For all you techies that want to know my lighting secret..lets just say that I had someone (you know who you are.. thanks so much for making it possible!xox) holding a reflector for the light to bounce off. Pretty happy with the results. I'm posting my personal favorite; a self portrait. If it takes a while to load its because I'm posting it in high definition so you can catch all the detail. I think it's important to have a hobby that you enjoy and are skilled in. More pictures on the way ;)

nadia+julie 4evah

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. --Author Unknown

"...Immediately, Miss Julianna Smith cracked her whip over the head of the evil computer. In his left hard drive, the evil computer was plotting world takeover. After he exterminated humans, he planned to build a race of super-robots. Throwing caution to the wind, he began to enact his plan, only to be thwarted and killed by Smith."

hahah badass I know! I found it grading papers last night and almost had a laughing attack, its so cute.

Penal Migration

Yeah..pretty much sums up my last week. I spent waaaay too many hours in a car. But this week has been nice and active, so far. My Spanish teacher gave me cheesecake and I watched this scrubs where everyone is in mid evil days. OH on Saturday we went to a science fair that was too crowded, but our friend John was there so that was nice, also we road a 4 person bicycle cart.

I'm kind of obsessed with these two songs right now.





I really want to post this awesome picture but Rachel wont let me..probably because she looks like a mental hospital escapee..I also have a equally good one of Nyna. Why are all the best pictures no-nos? Ponder that! The other day when I was doing school with Violet I asked her "Look this is the letter "y" what is "y" for?"

Violet: " y is for wine!!"

HAHA! How cool is that? huh? Well I have to go sing "Fast cars and freedom" to my country hating flatmate. I changed the words from "baby blue eyes and her head on my shoulder" to "baby blue eyes and her head on her shoulders" because frankly, I would rather have my head on my shoulders then have it on someones shoulder..wouldn't you?

"Some people look but they just don't see."
- George Washington Carver

Now, I know some of you have been thinking, if i see that teeth post up here one more time it could be enough to trigger a slight headache which may even lead to a full blown migraine, and worst of all, yet not difficult to imagine, lost of appetite resulting in, of course, chronic fatigue. And yet, not one of you has been daring enough to do anything about it.

Good news fans, I am here. I've been playing school teacher to three delightful young ladies and although I have yet to see one apple on my desk, I have to say I enjoy it. Big surprise, I know. Especially because school was never something I loved. In fact, I had a pretty healthy hatred for it. All that is, except math.

Ah math!! Nothing like a good algebra problem to get me just giddy with excitement. Why? because there were absolute rules which, if followed exactly, would bring you to and absolute answer. And that, was genius. If only life were that simple. Math should be a religion.

Teeth

ah..screw it!

I kept waiting for pictures to blog about this but it's well nigh impossible when you don't have a camera. So..i got my braces off! Well, the top ones. I have to keep the bottom ones on for about 6 more months. For the first few days I couldn't stop looking in the mirror :D Steph says my retainer makes me sound like Eric Cartman..all power to me! Well well..now that y'all know...I'm off to eat more carrots and caramel. Below is a picture of three homeless vagabonds trying to get comfy in their new broken truck. The one in the middle managed to score a pair of shoes...lucky plucker!

You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty!

Softball is the huge tipoff here... As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir"

What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

Speaking from my heart

Superman is without a doubt my favorite superhero. Here are some of the reasons why he is so deliciously magnificent:

He wears a cape. C'mon..a flippin CAPE! That sort of fashion is timeless.

His hair is "blue-black". That means its so black that it looks blue. Blue-Black. Growing up I always wanted blue black hair.

He's got blue eyes that melt my heart like a ice cream cone in the summer...the one that is extra expensive because it's Italian and you're really looking forward too it, but its dripping so fast that you cant lick it in time and then it just kind of falls and some gets on you're toe and makes it sticky....but we're getting off the subject...

He styles his hair with that handsome curl on his forehead. That means that he not only saves the world, but pays attention to little details.

His body is ripped like a G.I.Joe...no...more.

He can fly.

To Mr. Brightside

Alright. I'll admit that for years I harbored bitterness for you in my heart because when you were 8 you had computer and a play station. And yes, we did take you on a walk for the sole purpose of trying to give you leeches (the plan worked beautifully). And you annoyed the sparkle out of are eyes by asking for "just one more slim bunny". We can never agree on anything and are the dictionary definition of "opposite", but for some reason I like you. We wrote "Little Stephan" together, composed and performed "You fought the good fight you won the race" (complete with a stellar keyboard solo), endured 2 long, hot, emotional months in the tennis storage room from hell, and are pretty much the best partners in cri...er....Christ! All that to say...Happy Birthday!

yeehaaw

one month later...

i decided you guys deserve some pictures of the cruise. well truthfully, ive been trying to scrape up pictures from people for the last month because we werent focused enough to acctually use nynas camera. 7 days, 4 islands, and a hell of a good time :D

goodbye pansy

i miss you leigh! have a good life...write me sometime!

acapulco

about to take flight! it was amazing we would fly down close and you could see so much underwater life! i took careful note of where the stingrays where so i knew exactly where not to swim, which was wise.


about to go out dancing.


ahah! bet you never realised it but we're extremely "beachy"


pretty renae!


nadia the "sun worshiper"


happy holidays!

no!

this blog is not dead...its just sleeping. I, Julie, am in Acapulco right now having the time of my life. and, acquiring a ruddy healthy looking tan. dont worry! I'll keep you updated on everything that has been happening and post numerous photos of hot women in bikinis as soon as I get around to taking them. If all goes well with my secret photography skills you eyes will have a feast in no time! are you ready to be...dazzled!