"...Immediately, Miss Julianna Smith cracked her whip over the head of the evil computer. In his left hard drive, the evil computer was plotting world takeover. After he exterminated humans, he planned to build a race of super-robots. Throwing caution to the wind, he began to enact his plan, only to be thwarted and killed by Smith."

hahah badass I know! I found it grading papers last night and almost had a laughing attack, its so cute.