oh yeah hotels! they bring out the best in us right chucky? prying drinks out of the vending machines. getting stuck in the elevator. suffering from migraines in the jacuzzi. we NEED to stay in hotels together again!! GOOD NEWS. we can at THE WEDDING oh boy chuck i wonder what hotels in kansas are like. i've never been to kansas its gonna be so great! kansas hotels here we come!! i dont think theyre ready for us christie but neither were the disciples when jesus said one of them would betray him.
hotel breakfast. now that is a sacred word for us. chucky reaches for a sugary dounut. no no! chides julie as she passes her half a whole wheat bran muffin. minuets later julie almost snatches a tall cup of sugary hot chocolate. chucky discreetly hides it in the trash can as she points out that fresh fruit juice is a healither choice. now THATS love. we look out for eachother because frankly no one else will.
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its vital to swim a few laps in the pool before sitting in the shallow end to eye manly mexican janitors or maybe even the college boy practicing his dives when the sign says not to. now thats brave! i hope kansas hotels meet my expectations. i know that you will when i see you because practice makes perfect and maybe we will be totally emotionless when we meet again. now thats something to look forward too!
i got 3 words for you....
shun profane and vain babeling
you girls have way too much time on your hands...heres what you need to do, you need to go to california, and meet some really big austrian guy. then when you have used the old 007 slip-a-sleeping-pill-into-his-martini (which he bought for you miners) you ship him back to mexico, by way of 15% ups ground mail, and you are set.
"you have to much time on your hands"
oh.
ive noticed thats what people say when theyve just read somthing really cool but they cant quite understand it. its so cool infact that they think you've spent a long time writing it. when the truth is (you haven't) but i like you jew...i dont want to have to fire you and so i will treasure that idea and look into finding sleeping pills
is this julie or christie, all yall look alike...ive noticed that alot of bloggers get super senstive and defensive if you say anything controversial, but you gals are cool that way. most of my comments are just jokes.....
like ha ha you laugh.
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hahhah pools are when its open and honest time for christie. my fav
Keep up the good work.
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