Now, I know some of you have been thinking, if i see that teeth post up here one more time it could be enough to trigger a slight headache which may even lead to a full blown migraine, and worst of all, yet not difficult to imagine, lost of appetite resulting in, of course, chronic fatigue. And yet, not one of you has been daring enough to do anything about it.

Good news fans, I am here. I've been playing school teacher to three delightful young ladies and although I have yet to see one apple on my desk, I have to say I enjoy it. Big surprise, I know. Especially because school was never something I loved. In fact, I had a pretty healthy hatred for it. All that is, except math.

Ah math!! Nothing like a good algebra problem to get me just giddy with excitement. Why? because there were absolute rules which, if followed exactly, would bring you to and absolute answer. And that, was genius. If only life were that simple. Math should be a religion.

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