Saturday, February 28, 2009

ah..screw it!

I kept waiting for pictures to blog about this but it's well nigh impossible when you don't have a camera. So..i got my braces off! Well, the top ones. I have to keep the bottom ones on for about 6 more months. For the first few days I couldn't stop looking in the mirror :D Steph says my retainer makes me sound like Eric Cartman..all power to me! Well well..now that y'all know...I'm off to eat more carrots and caramel. Below is a picture of three homeless vagabonds trying to get comfy in their new broken truck. The one in the middle managed to score a pair of shoes...lucky plucker!

Monday, February 16, 2009




You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty!



Softball is the huge tipoff here...

As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir"

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Speaking from my heart


Superman is without a doubt my favorite superhero. Here are some of the reasons why he is so deliciously magnificent:

He wears a cape. C'mon..a flippin CAPE! That sort of fashion is timeless.

His hair is "blue-black". That means its so black that it looks blue. Blue-Black. Growing up I always wanted blue black hair.

He's got blue eyes that melt my heart like a ice cream cone in the summer...the one that is extra expensive because it's Italian and you're really looking forward too it, but its dripping so fast that you cant lick it in time and then it just kind of falls and some gets on you're toe and makes it sticky....but we're getting off the subject...

He styles his hair with that handsome curl on his forehead. That means that he not only saves the world, but pays attention to little details.

His body is ripped like a G.I.Joe...no...more.

He can fly.

To Mr. Brightside


Alright. I'll admit that for years I harbored bitterness for you in my heart because when you were 8 you had computer and a play station. And yes, we did take you on a walk for the sole purpose of trying to give you leeches (the plan worked beautifully). And you annoyed the sparkle out of are eyes by asking for "just one more slim bunny". We can never agree on anything and are the dictionary definition of "opposite", but for some reason I like you. We wrote "Little Stephan" together, composed and performed "You fought the good fight you won the race" (complete with a stellar keyboard solo), endured 2 long, hot, emotional months in the tennis storage room from hell, and are pretty much the best partners in cri...er....Christ! All that to say...Happy Birthday!

Monday, February 2, 2009

yeehaaw



one month later...

i decided you guys deserve some pictures of the cruise. well truthfully, ive been trying to scrape up pictures from people for the last month because we werent focused enough to acctually use nynas camera. 7 days, 4 islands, and a hell of a good time :D